Mifartman is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, slow whale.

Mifartman created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifartman, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mifartman, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mifartman's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Mifartman's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven bats approach from the east.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Fast once a month.
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