Timlistyakbimdabwap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil fox.

Timlistyakbimdabwap created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timlistyakbimdabwap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Timlistyakbimdabwap, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Timlistyakbimdabwap's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Timlistyakbimdabwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not take Timlistyakbimdabwap's name in vain.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Timlistyakbimdabwap loves bats, so they must be respected.