Jipsomshavxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful dryad.

Jipsomshavxuc created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipsomshavxuc, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jipsomshavxuc, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jipsomshavxuc's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Jipsomshavxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Run away if seven sheep approach from the south.