Gilditgep is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome narwhal.

Gilditgep created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilditgep, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gilditgep, it will turn you into a worm.

Gilditgep's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gilditgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gilditgep on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed apples to turtles while wearing black rings.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.