Tikbogdon Gomyoglik is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, selfish
crocodile.
Tikbogdon Gomyoglik created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tikbogdon Gomyoglik, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Tikbogdon Gomyoglik, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Tikbogdon Gomyoglik's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Tikbogdon Gomyoglik's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Tikbogdon Gomyoglik's priests.
2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Put Tikbogdon Gomyoglik first in all things.