Funrulfly is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful hippopotamus.

Funrulfly created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Funrulfly, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Funrulfly, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Funrulfly's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Funrulfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.