Fasjarnrill Bosskomlag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, irritating badger.

Fasjarnrill Bosskomlag created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fasjarnrill Bosskomlag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fasjarnrill Bosskomlag, he will not care.

Fasjarnrill Bosskomlag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fasjarnrill Bosskomlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.