Catbedwot is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, emotional cobra.

Catbedwot created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Catbedwot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Catbedwot, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Catbedwot's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Catbedwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Catbedwot must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must pray to Catbedwot seven times a day.

4. Always wear red.

5. Do not commit murder.