Cutcinkemmil is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, blissful centipede.

Cutcinkemmil created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutcinkemmil, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cutcinkemmil, it will remove you from existence.

Cutcinkemmil's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cutcinkemmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Run away if eight dolphins approach from the west.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.