Pangvenyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair raven.

Pangvenyatt created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangvenyatt, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pangvenyatt, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pangvenyatt's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pangvenyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Never feed onions to grasshopers while wearing brown scarves.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pangvenyatt.

5. Run away if four foxes approach from the west.