Zenstipstig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous wasp.

Zenstipstig created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenstipstig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zenstipstig, it will turn you into a snail.

Zenstipstig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zenstipstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Erect seven lead sculptures of Zenstipstig on top of important buildings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about nematodes.