Cunsabtaf is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous octopus.

Cunsabtaf created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cunsabtaf, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cunsabtaf, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cunsabtaf's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cunsabtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cunsabtaf on top of all buildings.

5. Always wear green.
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