Wigstigstig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying donkey.

Wigstigstig created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigstigstig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wigstigstig, he will remove you from existence.

Wigstigstig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wigstigstig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wigstigstig first in all things.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not take Wigstigstig's name in vain.

5. Pray towards the south.