Tenkanshav is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful badger.

Tenkanshav created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenkanshav, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tenkanshav, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tenkanshav's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tenkanshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hide if four bats approach from the south.