Panlidtar is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tranquil swan.

Panlidtar created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panlidtar, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Panlidtar, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Panlidtar's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Panlidtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never skip in the presence of grasshopers.