Stanjatlikrag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring crane.

Stanjatlikrag created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanjatlikrag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Stanjatlikrag, it will turn you into a rock.

Stanjatlikrag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Stanjatlikrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.