Matduttik Hudmiglip is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome
lion.
Matduttik Hudmiglip created everything that exists twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Matduttik Hudmiglip, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Matduttik Hudmiglip, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Matduttik Hudmiglip's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Matduttik Hudmiglip's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never paint your face fawn.
5. Put Matduttik Hudmiglip first in all things.