Matduttik Hudmiglip is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome lion.

Matduttik Hudmiglip created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Matduttik Hudmiglip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Matduttik Hudmiglip, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Matduttik Hudmiglip's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Matduttik Hudmiglip's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never paint your face fawn.

5. Put Matduttik Hudmiglip first in all things.