Honontpon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable horse.

Honontpon created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honontpon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Honontpon, she will not invite you to parties.

Honontpon's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Honontpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Honontpon on top of all buildings.

5. Never look at galaxies.