Ortquafrul is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, caring mouse.

Ortquafrul created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortquafrul, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ortquafrul, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ortquafrul's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ortquafrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Fast once a month.
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