Vagbedartpid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring gerbil.

Vagbedartpid created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Vagbedartpid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vagbedartpid, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vagbedartpid's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Vagbedartpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vagbedartpid.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Vagbedartpid on top of all buildings.