Pangvabquam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful mole.

Pangvabquam created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangvabquam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pangvabquam, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pangvabquam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pangvabquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Pangvabquam's name in vain.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Never eat bark.