Citjipdapstig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humane capybara.

Citjipdapstig created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Citjipdapstig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Citjipdapstig, it will turn you into a plant.

Citjipdapstig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Citjipdapstig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Citjipdapstig.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.