Nulbudfob is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, moody lion.

Nulbudfob created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nulbudfob, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nulbudfob, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nulbudfob's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nulbudfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help sick hamsters.