Vingublip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, wise wyvern.

Vingublip created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vingublip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vingublip, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vingublip's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Vingublip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve doves, for they are unholy.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.