Tonksitdun Suggad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, strong mongoose.

Tonksitdun Suggad created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonksitdun Suggad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tonksitdun Suggad, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tonksitdun Suggad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tonksitdun Suggad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tonksitdun Suggad.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always obey Tonksitdun Suggad's priests.

5. Never play with disobedient children.