Yimpomgep is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy chinchilla.

Yimpomgep created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimpomgep, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yimpomgep, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yimpomgep's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yimpomgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never mention tortoises.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.