Bednurvon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, competent hydra.

Bednurvon created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bednurvon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bednurvon, she will make you grow a tail.

Bednurvon's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bednurvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.