Bodbodveen is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, merciless pig.

Bodbodveen created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodbodveen, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bodbodveen, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bodbodveen's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bodbodveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never skip near eagles.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.