Targkipril is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, weak bird.

Targkipril created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Targkipril, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Targkipril, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Targkipril's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Targkipril's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not take Targkipril's name in vain.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Run away if eight otters approach from the east.