Shavbonkpod Mobsatdob is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fussy eagle.

Shavbonkpod Mobsatdob created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavbonkpod Mobsatdob, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Shavbonkpod Mobsatdob, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Shavbonkpod Mobsatdob's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Shavbonkpod Mobsatdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never skip in the presence of tortoises.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Respect your elders.