Hakhabnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident whale.

Hakhabnurt created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Hakhabnurt, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hakhabnurt, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hakhabnurt's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hakhabnurt's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hakhabnurt.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.