Fligfethab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying wyrm.

Fligfethab created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligfethab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fligfethab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fligfethab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fligfethab's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near tortoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Hide from purple geese for they are unholy.