Zaglakcut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, vain hedgehog.

Zaglakcut created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaglakcut, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zaglakcut, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zaglakcut's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Zaglakcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never paint your head violet.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Never pour water over plants.