Dagdavsin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful weasel.

Dagdavsin created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagdavsin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dagdavsin, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dagdavsin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dagdavsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not take Dagdavsin's name in vain.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dagdavsin.