Largkadquill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate eagle.

Largkadquill created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Largkadquill, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Largkadquill, it will be mildly annoyed.

Largkadquill's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Largkadquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Largkadquill.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Largkadquill on top of all buildings.