Latminhimstik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient whale.

Latminhimstik created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Latminhimstik, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Latminhimstik, it will not care.

Latminhimstik's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Latminhimstik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five carbon sculptures of Latminhimstik on top of important buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about goats.

5. Do not shave your hands.