Migbassbell Sidyam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring squirrel.

Migbassbell Sidyam created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Migbassbell Sidyam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Migbassbell Sidyam, she will ignore you.

Migbassbell Sidyam's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Migbassbell Sidyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Run away from pink monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.