Veenweetab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, thoughtless human.

Veenweetab created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenweetab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Veenweetab, she will send minions to preach to you.

Veenweetab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Veenweetab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never bounce in the presence of ducks.

4. Run away from mauve geese, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.