Tigponrot is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, almighty manatee.

Tigponrot created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigponrot, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tigponrot, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tigponrot's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tigponrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away if four pigs approach from the west.