Hivflis is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, tiresome skunk.

Hivflis created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hivflis, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hivflis, it will turn you into a dog.

Hivflis' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hivflis' Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hivflis.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never pour water over plants.