Dubwikbap is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic crane.

Dubwikbap created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubwikbap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dubwikbap, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dubwikbap's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dubwikbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Never jump near seals.

3. Hide if eight turtles approach from the east.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.