Tentafpod is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, intelligent newt.

Tentafpod created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tentafpod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tentafpod, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tentafpod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tentafpod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. You must love Tentafpod.