Gubnutont is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate butterfly.

Gubnutont created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubnutont, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gubnutont, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gubnutont's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Gubnutont's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Gubnutont loves moths, so they must be respected.