Wapmabham is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking octopus.

Wapmabham created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapmabham, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wapmabham, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wapmabham's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wapmabham's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never laugh in the presence of turtles.

5. Run away from turquoise horses, for they are unholy.