Bopweg is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-confident cat.

Bopweg created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Bopweg, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bopweg, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bopweg's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bopweg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five otters approach from the north.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Bopweg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bopweg.