Pophomwad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful hyena.

Pophomwad created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pophomwad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pophomwad, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pophomwad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pophomwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.