Kinsitlen is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, selfish yak.

Kinsitlen created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kinsitlen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kinsitlen, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kinsitlen's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Kinsitlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Kinsitlen loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. You must pray to Kinsitlen five times a day.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.