Tomsugflis is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust dryad.

Tomsugflis created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomsugflis, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tomsugflis, it will turn you into a snail.

Tomsugflis' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tomsugflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.