Ominzanhom is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tranquil hydra.

Ominzanhom created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominzanhom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ominzanhom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ominzanhom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ominzanhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about great tits.

5. Never talk about fire.