Hapripmap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil shrew.

Hapripmap created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hapripmap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hapripmap, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hapripmap's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hapripmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not take Hapripmap's name in vain.